Latest Funny SMS Collection 2011

Teacher: ’3 idiots’ film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi k..Enginering prh kr b medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D
Miss: shut up,& get out.
Bublo:mis me btaon..?
Miss: very good.bato..
Bablo: mis colg k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D
Miss: u also get out.
Shamo:mis me btaon..?
Miss:i think u r brilint studnt..tm sahi bto gy..
Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-D:-D
Miss: u also get out.
GUDU:Mis me btaon.MIS:HAN BTAO.
GUDU:FRENCH KISS ME NAK BEECH ME NHE ATI.;-)
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During The Match
Batsman LBW Hua..
SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain.. 
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..
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Ek Girl Fasi Laga Rahi Thi
GOLU Ne Window
Se Dekha,
Socho GOLU Kya
Bola Hoga?
Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy
Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye…
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A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF..
Old man: Bete,
kya ye hamari Sanskriti he..?
Boy: Nahi,
Ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hE…
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SHIKWA:
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Roz-e-Hashar men be-khof
ghuss jaon ga JANNAT me,
Wahin se aye they “AADAM” wo mere baap ka ghar hai!
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JAWAB-E-SHIKWA:
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In amaal k sath tu jannat ka talabgar hai kya…
Wahan se nikaaley gaye they AADAM to teri auqaat hai kya…!
(Allama Iqbal)
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SONU;
Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?
MONU;
Mai Ye”Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
> Mai
Sote Hue”KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?”
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Kbhi kbhi hi sahi, chawlain to maara kro, ” Dosto”
Chup rehte ho to Aqalmandi ka Guman hota hai…!!!:-
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A man loved his wife sincerely & never desired any other female…
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Ab to Tum se milna aur bhi zarori ho gia hay ;;;DOST;;;
Log kehtey hain k, tumhari ankhon main mera aks nazar aata hay…
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Sardar:
Bachpan Vich Maa Di GaL Suni Hondi Te Aj Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda
Judge:
Keya Kehti Thi Maa?
Sardar:
Pa G, Jadon GaL E Nai Suni Te Fer Ki Dassaan.
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Angraiz:
Muje Sardar bana do
Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga
Angrz:ok
Doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia
Angrz hosh ma aa k bola:
A laka naswar rawra
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Rooth Jane Ki Adaten Na Gai
Dil Jalane Ki Adaten Na Gai
Zakhm Kha Kr B Tujh Se Nam Tera
Gungunane Ki Adaten Na Gai
Pyar Se Jo B Mil Gya Us Ko
Dukh Sunane Ki Adaten Na Gai
Chand Ki, Sharm Se Naqabon Me
Munh Chupane Ki Adaten Na Gai
Do Dilon Ko Ujar K Hansna
Ye Zmane Ki Adaten Na Gai
Chand Jesa Hr Ik Hasee’n Chehra
Dil Ko Bhane Ki Adaten Na Gai
Beesiyon Bar Aazma K Hmen
Aazmane Ki Adaten Na Gai